Early morning hunger took me to the roadside to get millet pudding (ayuo koko), I wasn’t in my normal model mood so I was brisk walking because I wanted to get home and break my fast from the last night, and that was when I met him in my lane. Normally he’s supposed to run when he sees you, but this time, he had staggered and had this stern look. At that point, I knew I couldn’t apply the usual panic tactic to get him out of the way so applied wisdom, also his stare caused a panic.
That is how I knelt and begged this Buck (male goat, a.k.a uncle Billy) to get out of my way. After apologizing he gave out a soft bleat and moved slowly from the path.
Even goats are demanding respect now. The world should end already please.😭😭
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