My house is haunted.

You fear the chance of you living with a ghost when you often misplace stuff in your house and you don’t recall the last time you handled it.

Well, for me, it was my food and I’d say, they vanish from my house because I don’t find them anywhere else. Sometimes, it would be half eating ; wait, is the ghost not hungry enough? Who are they leaving this for?

I prayed, fasted, did rituals but my food kept on getting missing. Then I mounted CCTV cameras aroundthe house. I waited for a week before I checked the cameras and oh, you will laugh if I tell you what I saw.

Mice had been eating my food, never seen a mouse that spreads butter on bread, pours juice and drinks it with bread. And they even left me a note, “we prefer banana bread to butter bread”.

I changed the bread for them, everyone deserves love and care. I named them G-Unit a.k.a Ghost Unit.

Published by Irene Kyei

a standup comedian who loves to share her wildest thoughts through writing.

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